THE STORY
HE WATCHES.
HE WAITS.
HE PANICS.
Somewhere in the middle of the night, a marmot opened a chart. He didn't understand it. So he opened another one.
Hours later, nothing had changed. Except his sleep schedule.
PROFESSIONAL CHART WATCHER
Marmot doesn't.
Three brain cells.
Six monitors.
Zero idea what's happening.
THE STORY
Somewhere in the middle of the night, a marmot opened a chart. He didn't understand it. So he opened another one.
Hours later, nothing had changed. Except his sleep schedule.
THE LORE
Two are watching the chart. One is thinking about snacks.
Because apparently one chart was not enough.
The market never sleeps. Neither does this marmot.
THE BURROW
A meme born from staring at charts for far too long.
THE PLAN
Build the burrow. Watch candles. Pretend we understand.
Grow the community and keep refreshing the chart.
Probably won't happen.
MARMOT DOESN'T.
JOIN THE BURROW 🐹